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miss uneeverse


accosted yet again in front of the elevators by the impossible physical attributes of miss universe (yes, such is my (sur)reality--she stays in the apartment next door).

a few months ago when i had sought to confirm her identity during one of these encounters, she responded gleefully with a beauty-contest smile and a thick south american accent: "i'm miss uneeverse!"

frankly, i'd sooner salivate over a well written piece of code than a finely formed piece of...er, posterior. yet even i detected an involuntary quickening of the pulse. sexy? oh yeah. attractive? sure. but beautiful?

hmm, that i cannot say. you see, about 15 years ago a bizarre accident of acquaintance permanently damaged my vision--and continues to wreak havoc with the ability to perceive beauty.